如果貓咪會寫詩

好可恨啊，每年12月都要跟計畫奮戰。為了苦中作樂，想像家裡蹲的那隻貓也在寫詩。
最近找到一本可愛的小書「I Could Pee on This（我可以尿在這上面）」—一本由貓咪寫的詩集。只要有養貓，一定會對書裡的詩發出會心的微笑。

 I Could Pee on This

Her new sweater doesn't smell of me
I could pee on that
She's gone out for the day and
    left her laptop on the counter
I could pee on that 
Her new boyfriend just pushed
    my head away
I could pee on him
She's ignoring me ignoring her
I could pee on everywhere
She's making up for it
    by putting me on her lap
I could pee on this
I could pee on this

想像其他的小詩都根據貓咪習性而寫，是不是很有趣呢！

我的貓咪收藏上一篇“來自義大利的貓“